"If your wife books for you an all-inclusive 5-star resort with free free room service and minibar, don't give up alcohol for lent." - Professor Snyder
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"If you're one of those people who like to read the dictionary, then this [Garner's Modern Dictionary on Legal Usage] is even more fun." - Professor Rainwater.