Guess who?

When my father first saw this photo, he said, "There it goes ... I knew my son was a closet liberal."  Of course, that may not be an exact translation.

I was out for a mid-morning jog and decided to see who was still around from the Law Student Division.  I ran into John, a California law student, who asked me if I wanted to attend a luncheon.  He mentioned that Senator Clinton would be speaking.  "Wait ... you mean Hillary Clinton's here?" I asked.  He nodded.  A free lunch ... I've always liked the sound of that.  I asked John, "You don't think I can walk in like this."  I stood back pointing to my bright orange Nike tank top and navy blue running shorts."  John shook his head.  So I glanced at the ticket: "Lunch served promptly at 11:30."  I glanced at my watch: 11:20.  My hotel was 5 blocks away and 19 floors up.  The Hyatt was 3 blocks away from my hotel.  If I've ever possessed a specialty, its working magic in a time crunch.

Mind you, I've got some great looking calves.  But I'm glad I decided to change into something more appropriate.  My table happened to be 4 tables diagonal to the Senator's.  Moments before the luncheon began (fortunately, things like this always run late) my former classmate Robin pointed out that Senator Clinton just arrived.  I said to her, "Dude, we've got to get photos."  And we did.

I wonder what she would've thought if I walked up sweating profusely in pair of running shorts.

Comments

[Shannon]

GRRRRRR.... You look nice though!

[Ronnie]

That's awesome, Jack! Come out of the closet already, and wear your liberal bleeding heart on your sleeve! Is the "Robin" you speak of Robin Grounds, by any chance? I know she had her picture taken with Hillary too, but I don't know when. Good luck at your new school.

Love always,
Ronnie

[Holly White]

Jack!!!! We miss you. I can't believe you are hob-nobbing around the capital with senators! Even though I loathe her, I would have had my photo
taken as well! Keep posting... we're watching!

Holly

[Big M]

*breathing deep slow breaths in an attempt to calm down*

So many ad hominems, I don't know where to start.