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The Asian Ann Coulter

I'm keeping this short, in other words a hit-and-run case.  But don't look now, because I've just discovered the Asian Ann Coulter.  Somewhat appealling given the right camera angle, slight tendency to leap-to-conclusions, and hopelessly sensationalistic.  I give you Michlle Malkin.

The Practice Never Had It So Good

An excerpt from Sean Carter's "The Defense Lawyer's Life for Me!" ...

I began reading every legal thriller I could get my hands on. After spending every waking moment studying the fine arts of plot design, character development and insertion of the gratuitous sex scene, I knew that I’d finally come upon my true calling. For the first time in 38 years, I know exactly what I want to be: I want to be a criminal defense lawyer.

During the course of two trials, the quick-witted, courageous protagonist manages to bed his law partner, opposing counsel, the court stenographer and three supermodels. By the way, did I mention that two of the models were twins by the names of (be still my heart) Lexy and Rexy? Obviously, criminal trial work is a lot more hands-on than I had ever imagined.

Read more about how Fictional Exploits Could Lead a Guy to a Life of Crime.